gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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bunsen:

trying to walk past someone more like

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gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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